Me: Mary are you hungry? Do you want lunch?
Me: What do you want?
Mary: I like your eyes, mom.
Me: Do you want a sandwich?
Mary: You have a belly button like mine! Does daddy have a belly button?
Me: Yes daddy has a belly button. Now Mary, look at me. Do. You. Want. A. Sandwich?
Mary: *pointing to her shirt* this is a red circle.
Me: Alright fine. We aren’t having lunch today.
Mary: Can I have a sandwich please mommy? You look very pretty today!