Me: Mary are you hungry? Do you want lunch?

Mary: Ya!!

Me: What do you want?

Mary: I like your eyes, mom.

Me: Do you want a sandwich?

Mary: You have a belly button like mine! Does daddy have a belly button?

Me: Yes daddy has a belly button. Now Mary, look at me. Do. You. Want. A. Sandwich?

Mary: *pointing to her shirt* this is a red circle.

Me: Alright fine. We aren’t having lunch today.

Mary: Can I have a sandwich please mommy? You look very pretty today!

*sigh*